As you should all know, by the time most of you read this in the morning, I will have my wisdom teeth removed, and with that, what wisdom I have acquired. Thus, before it is stripped from me, I must impart my wisdom and observations of life to the world. Here is what I got:

• When you find yourself in times of trouble...let it be.
• Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in your fruit salad.
• Don't spit...or pee...into the wind.
• Don't eat yellow snow.
• We should all stop procrastinating...tomorrow.
• You never learn anything by doing it right.
• It is much easier to get forgiveness than permission.
• A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
• That piece of junk you've had for years that you just threw away...yeah, you'll find you need it in 2 weeks.
• One thing I haven't figured out is how there can be self-help "groups"...
• If swimming is so good for your figure, what happened to the whales?
• When in trouble, always ask, WWJD? What Would Jimmer Do?
• If Jimmer swishes a 3 in the woods and no one sees it...
• Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.
• A carelessly planned project will take three times longer to complete than expected; a carefully planned project will take only twice as long.

There are a few others stuck in my head. I guess you'll never get to hear them.

Anyway, I'm not too stoked for the actual procedure, but I am a little excited to get some prescription painkillers...just kidding...just kidding...though in all seriousness, I am glad I will have something real to help with the pain. I need a speedy recovery. Iron Chef is Friday!

The songs of the day are suitable for today's dental occasion.